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Is there a mouse in the house from Flashcomment Mouse jokes Jokes
Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !

What is small furry and smells like from Flashcomment Mouse jokes Jokes
What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !

What have legs six eyes three tails from Flashcomment Mouse jokes Jokes
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !

What is a mouses favorite record Please from Flashcomment Mouse jokes Jokes
What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !

What did Tom get when he locked from Flashcomment Mouse jokes Jokes
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !

What squeaks as it solves crimes Miami from Flashcomment Mouse jokes Jokes
What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !

What do rodents say when they play from Flashcomment Mouse jokes Jokes
What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !

Why do mice need oiling Because they from Flashcomment Mouse jokes Jokes
Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !

Whats a mouses least favorite record Whats from Flashcomment Mouse jokes Jokes
What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !

Where do hamsters come from Hamsterdam Mouse from Flashcomment Mouse jokes Jokes
Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !

How do you save a drowning mouse from Flashcomment Mouse jokes Jokes
How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Who has large antlers a high voice from Flashcomment Mouse jokes Jokes
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !

Why do mice have long tails Well from Flashcomment Mouse jokes Jokes
Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !

What kind of musical instrument do mice from Flashcomment Mouse jokes Jokes
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !

What does a twelvepound mouse say to from Flashcomment Mouse jokes Jokes
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

What do mice do when theyre at from Flashcomment Mouse jokes Jokes
What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !

One lab mouse to anotherIve trained that from Flashcomment Mouse jokes Jokes
One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.